Turtle Soup101
Man, 45y
45 years old, Man

just ask .Dont bother talking to me if your entire profile is nothing but song lyrics. If you can't even think of something to say in this tiny box, I doubt you can keep my attention for more than 20 seconds anyway. Do us both a favor. Dont bother if you: are married (if your hubby cant trust you, why would I?), dont have all of your teeth, your profile pic is of you and a room full of "smoke," yOu TYpe lIkE ThIs, or if youre opening line is where do i know you from? Oh...and if your username includes any or all of the following, dont even bother: hottie,sexy,babygirl,or lonely! Seriously, I wont even answer. Im a guy who Has been told hes the funniest person around, laughs for no reason, cares what you think but youll never know it, loves& values a lot of things you wouldnt understand, assumes youre a complete douchebag until you prove me wrong, uses my phone as a front (i.e. its not even turned on), prefers a hole in the wall to 4th street, judges books by the covers, trusts no one completely, is not so new to town anymore, can read you like a book, is terrified of big brother, thinks my dogs live secret lives while Im at work, hates feet, knows whehre he stands, will never quit while hes ahead, and is pretty much never satisfied.
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Gender: Man

Age: 45 years old

Country: USA

Profile hits: 4,885

Subscribers: 29

Total video views: 14,338

City: Elizabethtown

Languages: English

Personal information: Display

Roleplay: Slave

Seeking: Woman, Man, Master

Relationship: Single

Kids: Yes and we do not live together

Education: Collage

Religion: Christian

Smoking: Occasionally

Drinking: Never

Signed up: March 12, 2013 (4,302 days ago)

Contact: Chat with Turtle Soup101

Physical Information: Display

Ethnicity: White

Body: Average

Height: 72 in

Weight: 84 kg

Hair length: Medium

Hair color: Brown

Eyes color: Brown

About me:

just ask .Dont bother talking to me if your entire profile is nothing but song lyrics. If you can't even think of something to say in this tiny box, I doubt you can keep my attention for more than 20 seconds anyway. Do us both a favor. Dont bother if you: are married (if your hubby cant trust you, why would I?), dont have all of your teeth, your profile pic is of you and a room full of "smoke," yOu TYpe lIkE ThIs, or if youre opening line is where do i know you from? Oh...and if your username includes any or all of the following, dont even bother: hottie,sexy,babygirl,or lonely! Seriously, I wont even answer. Im a guy who Has been told hes the funniest person around, laughs for no reason, cares what you think but youll never know it, loves& values a lot of things you wouldnt understand, assumes youre a complete douchebag until you prove me wrong, uses my phone as a front (i.e. its not even turned on), prefers a hole in the wall to 4th street, judges books by the covers, trusts no one completely, is not so new to town anymore, can read you like a book, is terrified of big brother, thinks my dogs live secret lives while Im at work, hates feet, knows whehre he stands, will never quit while hes ahead, and is pretty much never satisfied.Show more

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